The Bible says that the Kingdom of God is like a great banquet. Well, I’m not sure what food will be on that banquet table in Heaven but if I could maybe make a few suggestions:

1. No buffet bar. They collect bacteria on earth and I’m pretty sure they do in heaven, too.

2. No butter beans. My mother made me eat enough as a child to last for all eternity.

3. No gravy. If God’s going to give me a new body, I don’t won’t to make it fat like my old one.

4. There MUST be milkshakes. If the Promise Land was a land of milk and honey, surely eternity can at least have milkshakes (and I prefer strawberry)!

5. Can we please make sure there is lots of Chick-fil-a. If you’ve ever had their chicken sandwich you know it’s pure heaven to the taste buds. So, it only makes sense that they serve it in Heaven.